In these photos, Arianna Sinn is your new secretary. Considering how she's dressed, you're probably not going to get any work done, but, hey, you don't hire a girl like Arianna because of how many words a minute she can type. You hire a girl like Arianna because you want to spend your days staring at big tits. Because it is a proven fact that big tits improve productivity at work.

Notice that Arianna isn't wearing bra.

"That's so when I bend down to pick up the pencil you dropped, my tits will fall out," Arianna said, already getting the idea.

She is, however, wearing panties.

"That's because I don't want the other girls in the office to think I'm a slut."

Also, as these photos prove, she is very good at floor work, which is usually a term strippers use for getting down on the stage and spreading their legs, but in this case, is an office term for "getting on the floor and getting down to business."

"I think I make a better model than a secretary," Arianna said.

We agree. But she makes a fine secretary, too.