Breast Care 101

"I love rubbing oil and cream into my breasts and my butt," Arianna said. "It feels so good and makes them feel good. Don't you guys love watching me do it?"

Hey, we'd enjoy watching Arianna watch TV, but, yeah, given the choice, we'd pick Arianna rubbing cream into her good parts over watching, say, Great Performances on PBS.

"I know it is very important to make sure my breasts feel soft," Arianna said. "If they feel soft, men will want to play with them."

But how about her ass?

"I have never had anal sex," Arianna said, "but I love having a man's hands all over my ass."

Arianna's tits look creamy and suckable in these photos, and her ass looks fuckable. But then, they always do, cream or no cream. But given the choice, we'll take cream with those titties.