That's a swimsuit? We must send the designer a thank you card with 50 bucks in it and profusely thank Ashley Sage Ellison for modeling this pink monokini. And taking it off in an artistic manner. Miss Ellison has absolutely first-rate fashion sense and knows that decorating her lush, plush body with a thong-style one-piece and fuck-me heels is the way to get guys hard.

This photo set was shot seaside in St. Maarten, the Caribbean, where we flew Ashley for her second shoot with us. She was joined in St. Maarten by Slovakian natural Karina Hart, and the two hit it off well, as you might expect.

"When Karina saw this bathing suit, she said, 'You're going to wear that?'" Ashley said. "And I saw the one-piece that she was going to wear and said, 'You're going to wear that?' Then we both laughed. I don't think these bathing suits were made for swimming."

No, Ashley, they weren't. But we're going to be gentlemen and not tell you what they were made for.