Desirae » Lap Dancer
Hey fellas! Imagine me giving you a lap dance! Imagine the boner you'd get with my huge cans and soft ass in your face! Yow! You'd get a rhowtly. What's a rhowtly? A rhowtly is a hard-on so strong, it pulls the skin on the rest of your body so tight your face feels like a bongo drum. I think I'd be a good lap dancer. Not that I would do it for real. I don't think I have the nerve. I just like the fantasy.