The Cleavage Dress

"I love this dress even though I don't think I'd have the courage to wear it out in public," Diane said. "I'm not one to avoid tight, revealing clothes, but this one might show a little too much. I mean, it's all cleavage!" Diane is all cleavage. So, when might she wear this dress? "Maybe for a date in which I'm cooking dinner for a man and he's coming over to my place," she said. "Something where we're not going out, and I just want to give him a little taste of what's to come." In other words, only a lucky few will ever get to see Diane in this dress. Which makes us very lucky.