"I've been busy studying massage therapy," Kerry says. "My class is all women, except for one bloke. But I feel bad because we practice our techniques with each other and none of the other girls want to with him! It's really an awkward situation." Poor guy. Which leads us to speculate having Kerry as a rubdown specialist. Each one of us can immediately visualize, with no hesitation, Kerry rubbing us all over with her boobs, like two giant massage units. First it's a dry rub, then KM applies oil or cream to her brown, pointy nipples and repeats the massage. For hours and hours. Are we boob maniacs or what?