The mystery of who left the arse prints on the 19th century Schlongmacher antique table is solved. It was Linsey! Caught in the act! Now, housework is supposed to be anything but sexy. Who wanks off to Martha Stewart? Maybe some. But have Linsey slip into a sexy maid's ensemble and we could watch her bending over to dust a coffee table for hours. And beyond that, beyond any New Year's resolution to keep her flat tidy, we know you really want to see the spectacle of Linsey polishing a table to a brilliant sheen with her boobs. As LDM demonstrates that running a maid's service is hard labor, she can make you the solemn promise that there will be more wood polishing ahead. Some maids are just better than others.