Pronounced Tit-ans. What else could they possibly be called? When you get Maxi Mounds, Casey James and Minka within six square feet of territory, you ask them for a line-up style of posing. Would Casey, Maxi and Minka say no to our pleading, pathetic, puppydog faces? Fuck, no.

Some models may ask why we want them to stand side-by-side and the answer is: every boob man loves to compare the anatomies of the big bust stars, especially the girls with the biggest tits in the world. And it's more than just comparing breast size. This unique layout will let you study and ponder and breathe heavily over their hips, legs, butts, muffs, cuffs, and even their lil' tootsies.

The wonderful event took place on the island of St. Thomas at the start of Boob Cruise 2000, before we sailed off. The background will be familiar to the eagle-eyed---it is the terrace of the house where we shot the cover photo for the Holiday '00 SCORE magazine, the best-selling issue of them all. Casey, Minka and Maxi, pushovers that they are, had no objections to the concept we wanted to realize. Damn, we even got to toss in that handy red tape measure in a few shots. This shoot was the genesis of the famous Mega-Boob Olympics. The seed was planted on St. Thomas.