There are very few people that we'd like to run into in a dark alley. Renee would be one of the exceptions. Not that you'd find Renee frequenting dark alleys, except in our dirty-minded fantasies.

In this dirty-minded fantasy, you WILL run into Renee in a dark alley. And she's dressed like a big-titted hooker because sexy schoolteachers and sexy maids don't hang out in alleys waiting for someone to suck and fuck.

So please give the lady a big hand for her considerable sex appeal and man-pleasing talents. Thank you, Renee. Take all we have. We'll walk home.