coming soon: Striptease

Diane stripped very briefly many years ago, and she claims she wasn't very good at it. We find that hard to believe. Just the sight of Diane's huge tits up on stage would be enough for us. She wouldn't even have to move her feet. Okay, so maybe what Diane means is that she wasn't a very good dancer. Well, that has nothing to do with stripping and even less to do with tits. If we walked into a club and saw Diane dancing, we'd head right for the ATM.